Friday, December 24, 2010

The Best Christmas Pageant Ever


"But as far as I'm concerned, Mary is always going to look a lot like Imogene Herman-sort of nervous and bewildered, but ready to clobber anyone who laid a hand on her baby. And the Wise Men are always going to be Leroy and his brothers, bearing ham. And I thought about the Angel of the Lord-Gladys, with her skinny legs and her dirty sneakers sticking out from under her robe, yelling at all of us, everywhere:


HEY! UNTO YOU A CHILD IS BORN!"

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